Lately I've been having insane dreams that make no sense. There are four in particular I wanted to amuse you with.
1. Dressed a Ke$ha, I went to steal my horse Taylor from the barn 2 miles from my house. For some reason I had only a 100 yard long lead rope to walk him with. Halfway down one of the roads to my house, Taylor decided to lay down to nap while I was 100 yards away pulling him. I attempted to drag my 3000 lb horse but as in reality it didn't work. Taylor- 1 Ke$ha- 0
2. Right after I got my license, I was driving back home when an idiot on a green moped was weaving through traffic. Suddenly he stopped about 20 feet in front of me. I slammed on the breaks but it only made me skid and run him over. However, he stood right back up unharmed and removed his helmet. IT WAS JUSTIN BEIBER. Soon after the accident I was in court getting sued. by justin beiber.
3. Niles Haunted House had been turned into a Hogwarts. Inside the school there were tons of classes that magically appeared when it was time for school. While waiting for the classes to get ready, everyone waited in a large common room with a moat around it. Inside the moat, random creatures would pop up for students to fight for pratice. Long story short, I beat a huge green blob monster and won 25 points for Ravenclaw.
4. I was able to buy a fish at Wal-Mart. While looking at the fish trying to choose one, one started singing! I of course bought it for a price of $4. I later bought it a tiny fish bowl and found out it could sing any song in the world! The rest of the dream was it just singing everything.
I wish a professional would analyse these dreams. I bet they'd just be like
"mentally unstable." Hahaha!
- Boots and Bows
Thursday, October 7, 2010
Wednesday, October 6, 2010
Cheese Shredder
Last Friday, I babysat these two boys named Andrew and James.
Andrew was 8 years old and always had something to say.
After about 20 minutes in, Andrew wanted to play the game of life and eat popcorn.
He had to be the card dealer though and had to make the popcorn by himself.
While making the popcorn, he made sure he read the directions carefully and followed every single step.
On this particular box, the second step was to listen to the popcorn popping and pictured a girl with her hand cupping her ear listening to the microwave.
Therefore, Andrew had to stand in front of the microwave just as the girl on the box until the popcorn was finished. He says it's the most important step.
Then while playing Life, he had to make up a story for everything that happened in the game. Whenever he got a kid in the game, he'd name them and make up a story of why they had that name.
When he got to choose his career card, he begged that he wouldn't get the "cheese shredder" career. I guess they don't make any money and have a worthless job. hah!
Luckly, he got police officer and made up a whole story about how he likes his job since he can eat doughnuts and he brings his pet gerbil, Bob, to work in a backpack.
I can honestly say he was one of the most entertaining little kids to babysit.
I hope you all don't ever become cheese shredders in the game of Life.
But if you do pick it, good luck retiring rich!
-Boots and Bows
Andrew was 8 years old and always had something to say.
After about 20 minutes in, Andrew wanted to play the game of life and eat popcorn.
He had to be the card dealer though and had to make the popcorn by himself.
While making the popcorn, he made sure he read the directions carefully and followed every single step.
On this particular box, the second step was to listen to the popcorn popping and pictured a girl with her hand cupping her ear listening to the microwave.
Therefore, Andrew had to stand in front of the microwave just as the girl on the box until the popcorn was finished. He says it's the most important step.
Then while playing Life, he had to make up a story for everything that happened in the game. Whenever he got a kid in the game, he'd name them and make up a story of why they had that name.
When he got to choose his career card, he begged that he wouldn't get the "cheese shredder" career. I guess they don't make any money and have a worthless job. hah!
Luckly, he got police officer and made up a whole story about how he likes his job since he can eat doughnuts and he brings his pet gerbil, Bob, to work in a backpack.
I can honestly say he was one of the most entertaining little kids to babysit.
I hope you all don't ever become cheese shredders in the game of Life.
But if you do pick it, good luck retiring rich!
-Boots and Bows
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