Ello governer, would you like some fish and chips?

Today I bought new English and Western show boots.
After a painful yet rewarding first English lesson, I decided I need English boots.
So I got these fancy boots:

And while I was there, I found these in the back room and had to buy them too:

They match my chaps :D

I'm mostly happy about my English boots though, they make me feel so legit.
I want to buy some breeches and a jacket to run around in and speak in a British accent.
"Good day good sir, ello govener, let's go eat some fish n chips"

I mean look how legit this guy looks in his fancy English boots:

ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE WHEN YOU HAVE FANCY ENGLISH BOOTS!

yes, i'm aware this man is not wearing boots but that's besides the point.

- Boots and Bows