Saturday, September 25, 2010

"Fun stuff" and Beiber fever

It seems like everyone who has a blog does fun stuff and can then go online a blog about it to their 50000 followers. But I never do fun stuff...
From the last time I blogged to now I've pretty much done nothing.

:(
Dear life, Please be more eventful so I can have a fun blog to read. Love, Boots and Bows.

I guess I'll tell you about my day at work last night.
Every friday is sadly karaoke night for families to come in, eat pizza, and listen to their little darlings sing beautiful songs. However, I've noticed a few things that drive me insane about these friday nights.
1) NO child should every be allowed to sing Ke$ha, especially in public places. I mean what are those parents thinking?! "Awww look at little Britney up there singing about being a drunk, too cute!"
2) California Girls should be edited just for karaoke and have the rapping part taken out. I can't stand little kids mumbling very louding on a microphone pretending that they know it. They dont.
3) First it was Jonas brothers and now it's Justin Beiber... I wish that kids could understand that even though you may really really love the singer and their songs, you dont have to scream them at the top of your lungs to the point that the people in the parking lot think that someones dying inside. We get it, "there's gonna be one less lonely girl!"
4) Even though it's "family" karaoke, only little kids sing. However there is a very occasional parent who desides it's a fantastic idea to go and sing "I Like Big Butts" to everyone in the crowd. Yes, it's happened more than once and they were different people.

In the end, I kinda think it's just a big joke that the company puts on to make me miserable. I mean why cant we have "Lets quietly color in coloringbooks as a family" night? or maybe even "trivia" night if your lucky! Oh the possiblities...

-Boots and Bows

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Wingardium Leviosa

I made a wand yesterday for my Ravenclaw uniform.
It's Hackberry wood and very pretty.
Yay!

Anyways, I'm ill. And it really stinks.
My nose is stuffed up, my throat hurts, I'm coughing up lungs, my eyes are watery, my head hurts, and I feel like I'm bleeding internally.
I hate being sick. It's like I have no immune system.
I probably dont! Heck! I got sick on Thursday and then better and now sick again!
MARIAH! FETCH ME SOME SOUP AND A COUGH DROP!

-Boots & Bows

Saturday, September 4, 2010

Your face could launch 1000 ships

I've recently discovered that 90% of the things I learn at school are trivial and usually taught randomly and without reason.
For example: the two things I've learned in seminar so far is 1) the pledge of alligence is only one sentence and 2) what the phrase "your face could launch 1000 ships" means.
Honestly if someone walked up to you and said "hey, your face could launch 10000 ships!" what would you say? I think it'd be insalted! I mean I don't want my face launching ships! Especially 1000 of them! Ouch!
However, I guess it's about the best compliment you can get. It goes back to a super old folk tale about a woman who was so beautiful that two countries had a huge naval battle to see who could keep her. I guess they were small countries though to only have 500 ships each... I mean nowadays they'd launch like a billion ships! Well if you are like "whoa,that'sthecraziestcomplimenti'veeverheardandIneedtoreadthestorybehinditandect" then click here and be enlightened.

that's all for today!
Love, Boot and Bows

Friday, September 3, 2010

WHY?!

It seems like lately I have no time in life.
I'm either at school, working, sleeping, or doing homework.
No time to do anything else fun... no ponies or anything.
I haven't even had time to make this blog pretty nor blog in the first place!
UGHHH
and I thought Junior year would be easy.

In other news, I want a sewing machine. Why? Because I want to make an entire wardrobe of harry potter things. No body sells them cheap enough and I really wanna learn how to make them. Yes, I admit I have a strong Harry Potter obsession.... but it makes life more fun and magical. So don't judge.

-Love Boots and Bows