Lately I've been having insane dreams that make no sense. There are four in particular I wanted to amuse you with.
1. Dressed a Ke$ha, I went to steal my horse Taylor from the barn 2 miles from my house. For some reason I had only a 100 yard long lead rope to walk him with. Halfway down one of the roads to my house, Taylor decided to lay down to nap while I was 100 yards away pulling him. I attempted to drag my 3000 lb horse but as in reality it didn't work. Taylor- 1 Ke$ha- 0
2. Right after I got my license, I was driving back home when an idiot on a green moped was weaving through traffic. Suddenly he stopped about 20 feet in front of me. I slammed on the breaks but it only made me skid and run him over. However, he stood right back up unharmed and removed his helmet. IT WAS JUSTIN BEIBER. Soon after the accident I was in court getting sued. by justin beiber.
3. Niles Haunted House had been turned into a Hogwarts. Inside the school there were tons of classes that magically appeared when it was time for school. While waiting for the classes to get ready, everyone waited in a large common room with a moat around it. Inside the moat, random creatures would pop up for students to fight for pratice. Long story short, I beat a huge green blob monster and won 25 points for Ravenclaw.
4. I was able to buy a fish at Wal-Mart. While looking at the fish trying to choose one, one started singing! I of course bought it for a price of $4. I later bought it a tiny fish bowl and found out it could sing any song in the world! The rest of the dream was it just singing everything.
I wish a professional would analyse these dreams. I bet they'd just be like
"mentally unstable." Hahaha!
- Boots and Bows
Thursday, October 7, 2010
Wednesday, October 6, 2010
Cheese Shredder
Last Friday, I babysat these two boys named Andrew and James.
Andrew was 8 years old and always had something to say.
After about 20 minutes in, Andrew wanted to play the game of life and eat popcorn.
He had to be the card dealer though and had to make the popcorn by himself.
While making the popcorn, he made sure he read the directions carefully and followed every single step.
On this particular box, the second step was to listen to the popcorn popping and pictured a girl with her hand cupping her ear listening to the microwave.
Therefore, Andrew had to stand in front of the microwave just as the girl on the box until the popcorn was finished. He says it's the most important step.
Then while playing Life, he had to make up a story for everything that happened in the game. Whenever he got a kid in the game, he'd name them and make up a story of why they had that name.
When he got to choose his career card, he begged that he wouldn't get the "cheese shredder" career. I guess they don't make any money and have a worthless job. hah!
Luckly, he got police officer and made up a whole story about how he likes his job since he can eat doughnuts and he brings his pet gerbil, Bob, to work in a backpack.
I can honestly say he was one of the most entertaining little kids to babysit.
I hope you all don't ever become cheese shredders in the game of Life.
But if you do pick it, good luck retiring rich!
-Boots and Bows
Andrew was 8 years old and always had something to say.
After about 20 minutes in, Andrew wanted to play the game of life and eat popcorn.
He had to be the card dealer though and had to make the popcorn by himself.
While making the popcorn, he made sure he read the directions carefully and followed every single step.
On this particular box, the second step was to listen to the popcorn popping and pictured a girl with her hand cupping her ear listening to the microwave.
Therefore, Andrew had to stand in front of the microwave just as the girl on the box until the popcorn was finished. He says it's the most important step.
Then while playing Life, he had to make up a story for everything that happened in the game. Whenever he got a kid in the game, he'd name them and make up a story of why they had that name.
When he got to choose his career card, he begged that he wouldn't get the "cheese shredder" career. I guess they don't make any money and have a worthless job. hah!
Luckly, he got police officer and made up a whole story about how he likes his job since he can eat doughnuts and he brings his pet gerbil, Bob, to work in a backpack.
I can honestly say he was one of the most entertaining little kids to babysit.
I hope you all don't ever become cheese shredders in the game of Life.
But if you do pick it, good luck retiring rich!
-Boots and Bows
Saturday, September 25, 2010
"Fun stuff" and Beiber fever
It seems like everyone who has a blog does fun stuff and can then go online a blog about it to their 50000 followers. But I never do fun stuff...
From the last time I blogged to now I've pretty much done nothing.
:(
Dear life, Please be more eventful so I can have a fun blog to read. Love, Boots and Bows.
I guess I'll tell you about my day at work last night.
Every friday is sadly karaoke night for families to come in, eat pizza, and listen to their little darlings sing beautiful songs. However, I've noticed a few things that drive me insane about these friday nights.
1) NO child should every be allowed to sing Ke$ha, especially in public places. I mean what are those parents thinking?! "Awww look at little Britney up there singing about being a drunk, too cute!"
2) California Girls should be edited just for karaoke and have the rapping part taken out. I can't stand little kids mumbling very louding on a microphone pretending that they know it. They dont.
3) First it was Jonas brothers and now it's Justin Beiber... I wish that kids could understand that even though you may really really love the singer and their songs, you dont have to scream them at the top of your lungs to the point that the people in the parking lot think that someones dying inside. We get it, "there's gonna be one less lonely girl!"
4) Even though it's "family" karaoke, only little kids sing. However there is a very occasional parent who desides it's a fantastic idea to go and sing "I Like Big Butts" to everyone in the crowd. Yes, it's happened more than once and they were different people.
In the end, I kinda think it's just a big joke that the company puts on to make me miserable. I mean why cant we have "Lets quietly color in coloringbooks as a family" night? or maybe even "trivia" night if your lucky! Oh the possiblities...
-Boots and Bows
From the last time I blogged to now I've pretty much done nothing.
:(
Dear life, Please be more eventful so I can have a fun blog to read. Love, Boots and Bows.
I guess I'll tell you about my day at work last night.
Every friday is sadly karaoke night for families to come in, eat pizza, and listen to their little darlings sing beautiful songs. However, I've noticed a few things that drive me insane about these friday nights.
1) NO child should every be allowed to sing Ke$ha, especially in public places. I mean what are those parents thinking?! "Awww look at little Britney up there singing about being a drunk, too cute!"
2) California Girls should be edited just for karaoke and have the rapping part taken out. I can't stand little kids mumbling very louding on a microphone pretending that they know it. They dont.
3) First it was Jonas brothers and now it's Justin Beiber... I wish that kids could understand that even though you may really really love the singer and their songs, you dont have to scream them at the top of your lungs to the point that the people in the parking lot think that someones dying inside. We get it, "there's gonna be one less lonely girl!"
4) Even though it's "family" karaoke, only little kids sing. However there is a very occasional parent who desides it's a fantastic idea to go and sing "I Like Big Butts" to everyone in the crowd. Yes, it's happened more than once and they were different people.
In the end, I kinda think it's just a big joke that the company puts on to make me miserable. I mean why cant we have "Lets quietly color in coloringbooks as a family" night? or maybe even "trivia" night if your lucky! Oh the possiblities...
-Boots and Bows
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
Wingardium Leviosa
I made a wand yesterday for my Ravenclaw uniform.
It's Hackberry wood and very pretty.
Yay!
Anyways, I'm ill. And it really stinks.
My nose is stuffed up, my throat hurts, I'm coughing up lungs, my eyes are watery, my head hurts, and I feel like I'm bleeding internally.
I hate being sick. It's like I have no immune system.
I probably dont! Heck! I got sick on Thursday and then better and now sick again!
MARIAH! FETCH ME SOME SOUP AND A COUGH DROP!
-Boots & Bows
It's Hackberry wood and very pretty.
Yay!
Anyways, I'm ill. And it really stinks.
My nose is stuffed up, my throat hurts, I'm coughing up lungs, my eyes are watery, my head hurts, and I feel like I'm bleeding internally.
I hate being sick. It's like I have no immune system.
I probably dont! Heck! I got sick on Thursday and then better and now sick again!
MARIAH! FETCH ME SOME SOUP AND A COUGH DROP!
-Boots & Bows
Saturday, September 4, 2010
Your face could launch 1000 ships
I've recently discovered that 90% of the things I learn at school are trivial and usually taught randomly and without reason.
For example: the two things I've learned in seminar so far is 1) the pledge of alligence is only one sentence and 2) what the phrase "your face could launch 1000 ships" means.
Honestly if someone walked up to you and said "hey, your face could launch 10000 ships!" what would you say? I think it'd be insalted! I mean I don't want my face launching ships! Especially 1000 of them! Ouch!
However, I guess it's about the best compliment you can get. It goes back to a super old folk tale about a woman who was so beautiful that two countries had a huge naval battle to see who could keep her. I guess they were small countries though to only have 500 ships each... I mean nowadays they'd launch like a billion ships! Well if you are like "whoa,that'sthecraziestcomplimenti'veeverheardandIneedtoreadthestorybehinditandect" then click here and be enlightened.
that's all for today!
Love, Boot and Bows
For example: the two things I've learned in seminar so far is 1) the pledge of alligence is only one sentence and 2) what the phrase "your face could launch 1000 ships" means.
Honestly if someone walked up to you and said "hey, your face could launch 10000 ships!" what would you say? I think it'd be insalted! I mean I don't want my face launching ships! Especially 1000 of them! Ouch!
However, I guess it's about the best compliment you can get. It goes back to a super old folk tale about a woman who was so beautiful that two countries had a huge naval battle to see who could keep her. I guess they were small countries though to only have 500 ships each... I mean nowadays they'd launch like a billion ships! Well if you are like "whoa,that'sthecraziestcomplimenti'veeverheardandIneedtoreadthestorybehinditandect" then click here and be enlightened.
that's all for today!
Love, Boot and Bows
Friday, September 3, 2010
WHY?!
It seems like lately I have no time in life.
I'm either at school, working, sleeping, or doing homework.
No time to do anything else fun... no ponies or anything.
I haven't even had time to make this blog pretty nor blog in the first place!
UGHHH
and I thought Junior year would be easy.
In other news, I want a sewing machine. Why? Because I want to make an entire wardrobe of harry potter things. No body sells them cheap enough and I really wanna learn how to make them. Yes, I admit I have a strong Harry Potter obsession.... but it makes life more fun and magical. So don't judge.
-Love Boots and Bows
I'm either at school, working, sleeping, or doing homework.
No time to do anything else fun... no ponies or anything.
I haven't even had time to make this blog pretty nor blog in the first place!
UGHHH
and I thought Junior year would be easy.
In other news, I want a sewing machine. Why? Because I want to make an entire wardrobe of harry potter things. No body sells them cheap enough and I really wanna learn how to make them. Yes, I admit I have a strong Harry Potter obsession.... but it makes life more fun and magical. So don't judge.
-Love Boots and Bows
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